And When I Get This Feeling...
A recent conversation en route to what eventually became a night of drunken dumb charades:
Journey: Hey you know those massage guys with the oil that stand on the side of the road?
Me: Yeah
Journey: I just found out recently that they'll do anything... anything... if you ask them.
Me: I just took that for granted. Why, are you interested?
Journey: Ha, no, but I look at them differently now, I think, you know, who would want that from one of those slimey guys?
RJ: Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean, they'll do anything?
Journey: You know... anything... male or female.
RJ: Sexually?!
Journey: Of course, what did you think I meant?
RJ: Oh, I thought you meant like, "Go get me a sandwich."
Journey: Oh... well, probably that too.
posted by The Artsaypunk @ 8:16 AM
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8 Comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
But who needs them for THAT, when Hot 'n' Spicy delivers?
Very Funny Dave! Did journey really say "slimey guys"?? well, i guess that's journalistic/witers/poetic license eh?? Great posts, much fun to read, and chuckle aloud:-)
peace
Damn you. You just made me watch ALL of this because of your stupid topic.
Never under estimate how important it is to know exactly who and where the people are that can get you a sandwich.
sorry.. are you a missionary? because I saw the TRC.. teacher thing??
No, not a missionary, although I do enjoy my position.
zing!!
I too have spent many a days wondering about the oil men.... fact is, now that i know that they not only deliver sandwiches but also provide 'other services' i'm not so taken aback by the transexual on zamzama who plucks his eyebrows into a curvature resembling the heap of garbage that keeps accumulating outside my house....Nor the other lady who wears a paranda and dresses like a bride walking up and down zamzama rather aimlessly.... I remember back in the day barely anyone drove drove down Khayban-e-Shaheen...sigh...
Yeah i'm pretty disgruntled....
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