Where'd the Bathwater Go?

Wouldn't it suck to have an ugly baby?

I mean, in this day and age babies are always cute. Genetically, as a race, I think we're getting more attractive (at least I know I am). But there has still got to be some ugly babies out there, and that's gotta suck. Because normally, if you have to haul yourself out of bed at two in the morning for a screaming child, you can at least console yourself and say, "Good thing he's cute." But if you've got an ugly baby, I think you'd become a bitter person fairly quickly... Shuffling outta bed, mumblin to yourself, "Shut up, ya stupid shovel-face"