Pssst.....

Hey... Hey Blog... Wake up. Vacation's over.

Oh, you're back are you? It's about damn time.

Give me a break, I've been across the world and back.

And you couldn't take a break from your busy holiday schedule to write something?

Well, you know, I was busy and ah, didn't have Internet access all the time. And I'm...

Incredibly lazy?

Yeah, that too I guess.

Whatever. People have been asking about you.

Really?

Yeah. I told them you were dead.

Thanks, I appreciate that.

Thought so. You ready to get started again or what?

Yeah, back in the Land of the Pure, back to work, settling in.

Is that even a sentence?

Shut it, Blog.