EK 721

For the first time, after all the flying I've done, I noticed something that I had previously taken completely for granted. I was watching the flight attendant strap herself in for take off (what can I say, I was bored and she was hot) when I realized that she's got this funky, hi-tech, four-point seatbelt, like a race-car driver has. Meanwhile, the rest of us chumps have seatbelts from a 1968 Pontiac. I started thinking, "What does she know that I don't?"

But then I realized that booze was free, so I soon forgot all about it.