Troy's Obligatory response to Dave's Oscar Rundown

I skipped most of the show, but figured this would probably annoy Dave. Here are just a few things I'll have to disagree with Dave on:

I thought Chris Rock did a great job with the monologue. I found it funny and edgy. He said ass and it wasn't censored. I would have found it hard for him to do his own thing there. If he had, I'm sure the conservatives throughout America would have had him assassinated.

Hilary Swank- I didn't know she had a speech problem? I though she did quit well for herself. At least she thanked her husband this time. Am I wrong, or was he one of the dudes on that show with Corky? That was a good show. "Ooh bla dee, ooh bla da, life goes on!" Anyways, back to some Swank. I like her, glad she won. Maybe it's just because I can relate. I to am but a girl from a trailer park who had a dream. Wait, boy, I'm a boy with a dream. This one's shot to hell. The last thing I'll say on this one is that her last name matches Dave's favorite magazine. Why do you talk so low of her Dave?

How dare you tell Carlos to quit it? That's just awefull Dave!!

I'm going to agree on all things Selma! I saw her and Penelopy Cruz side by side and thought they could have been twins. Gum anyone?

I thought giving out the Oscars in the audience was funny. But not as funny as when they had them lined up on stage. I was confused though. Was it the Oscars, or was it Star Search?

I thought Jamie Foxx's speech was decent, but nothing great. More of the same from the Golden Globes. Cuba did a back flip a few years ago. That was great. The part about getting whipped by his grandmother was priceless though. I think we've all lived that one a time or two.

All in all, from what I saw, I thought the show was pretty good. Had some funny moments, like when the producers from "Million Dollar Baby" were giving their speech, they cued the music and Clint leans in and tells them in that most familiar Dirty Harry voice "Don't let 'em run you off". I thought that was great. I love all things Clint. But like most award shows, they are bound to have their down sides. But what do you expect from a group that banned Lettermen? Like those asses know funny. Come on now! Anyways, that's about all I saw. Casino was on at the same time. It's safe to say what held my attention.
-Troy-