Under The Bridge...

Adamjee: Actually, I learned to play bridge in junior high-school, I just didn't have anyone to play with.

Me: Yeah, I don't remember many kids playing bridge in grade 9.

Adamjee: So I ended up teaching my servants to play.

Me: Ha. You taught three, illiterate house-hold servants to play bridge with you?

Adamjee: Yeah. Took me months and months.

Me: Did it actually work?

Adamjee: Well, no. Not really... but it was worth a try.