Hit Me...

Well this is just plain fantastic. I am very pleased to announce that my blog is the number one hit on Google for the search string "Hooty Pecker."

I could never have dreamed a day like this would come.

But overall, it’s really amusing to see what Google searches lead people to my site. One of my tracking programs tells me just that, and there are some searches that just make you shake your head. Not even that the search is so strange, but that they chose to click on my link to find the answer.

Here’s a few choice Google searches:

Bargain Nail Clippers
I’m not sure what type of people do this kind of research on the internet instead of walking to the pharmacy, but I really don’t think I want to meet them.

What happens on a Pakistani Wedding Night?
I sincerely hope that this was typed into Google by a nervous bride. The Artsaypunk takes on the Pakistani Birds and the Bees…. "Ok, it’s like you’re the bun, and he’s the kabob…

Wild Monkey Sex
Seriously, what can I say about this one.

Girl Throws Quran on Floor Turns into Animal
This was a pretty common search a few months back because of this photo-shopped type pic that was going around of a girl who threw the holy book and turned into a monkey or something. Oh the gullible are a treat for the rest of us, aren’t they? I never thought that writing about monkeys would send me such strange folk.

Gradtuity
Strangely enough, this misspelled service charge leads to a link to a comment on the blog. Not so much funny on its own, until you realise that whatever this guy was looking for, he decided to click on "The Artsaypunk: An Important Garlic Mayo Update."

Amy Smith Herpes Slut
I’m actually proud of this one. Perhaps I will become the dominant authority on the poor, maligned Miss Smith.

Star Wars Visa
I’m not sure here if they’re looking for a credit card, or a multiple entry permit to a fictional galaxy.


People have also felt my blog would be a good source of information for: "Dohlki Songs," "Pakistani Wedding Food", "Dubai Hot Sexy Mamas", "Address Canadian Embassy, Dubai", "Toronto Metal Detectors", "Painful Canker Sores" and "The Brainy Bunch.

It just goes to show you that it takes all kinds to make this world go round, and it takes even weirder kinds to make the World Wide Web go round. It is also shows that a lot of people have no idea how to use Google.