Primate Dreams

The night before we went Chimp Tracking, I had a restless night, mostly due to the chomping, scratching noises directly over my head. Anyway, when I'm half awake, half asleep, is when I have the dreams I actually remember. I dreamt that while we were out tracking, my sister and I discovered a brand new monkey species, that was thus named the "Ford Colubus Monkey." However, for whatever reason, I insisted to the authorities that the new primate must also be casually referred to as "Mr. Monkey Face."

"And here, if you look carefully through the canopy, you will see the rarest of monkeys... Mr. Monkey Face."