The Future Ain't What it Used to Be....

I like it when someone tells me their birthday is coming up because I always reply, "Hey! Mine too!" And if they say, "Wait a minute, I went to your birthday party last month," I am forced to inform them that, although that may be true, my next birthday is still, without a doubt, "coming up."

This is basically the same reason that I have absolutely no problem eating "After Eight " Mints, any time of day.