Picky Picky...

Know what I just remembered? In Uganda, nose picking and crotch scratching are totally not taboo at all. I suppose this leads to a lot of trouser bogies. Although, most often, I saw the actions simultaneously, like the ole "pat your head, rub your tummy" trick. It’s a strange sight though, to see a man standing, talking to his friends, with one hand knuckle deep and the other patrolling his package. Ambidextrous.

You can’t pick your friends I guess.